You'll never guess...

I actually made a new post.

:o

Scary, ehh? You all thought I was dead, DEAD.

Boo! I'm not! I'm so proud..


Well, lots of things happened since my last post, I'll tell of one memory in particular...


For those of you that don't know, I work (volunteer...so no pay) at my local hospital. There's so many stories from the years that I have worked there, but this particular story wasn't about AT the hospital, but on the way to the hospital.
This week that I'm thinking of, I was on my bike on the way to the hospital on a Friday, for the year was just wrapping up and I was going for a "Volunteer Appreciation for Volunteers" (Duh). Well, anyway, on the way to the hospital, I can take two routes (both of which we go by a local reserve). One route is where you go on a road...until you get to the hospital, and one where you go 'off-road' to get to the hospital. I wanted to be gimpy, so I took the off-road one, which had many bushes, bugs, and...bumps. It's actually quite fun to bike on.

Anyway, I was gaining speed to go over all the dips and slopes, when behind a bush, a little girl on a pink bike stopped me. She never even said hi, or sorry, or excuse me.
"When you see those boys, tell them to not beat me up," was the first thing she said. I was thinking, "Awwwwwww...Poor girl". I never actually saw any 'boys', but looking beyond her, I saw a bunch of 'boys' who seemed all like they were about 8-10 or 11 years old.

So, being the friendly and kind person I am (haha...), I helped her find her brother, who was just (guestimation of) 100 meters away. Then she told him that 'a lady' (while pointing to me) helped her stay away from the 'boys'.

I feel old. She called me a lady. o.o


Yep. Then I went to the hospital and saw friends and hung out and ate brownies and sugar and ice cream. Yum.

Lets see...I can't really think of much else I did. Except it's been so weird at school, I'm becoming friends with the 'group' of people who are like, mohawked, and...basically are described as strange. Funny how I fit in so well, ehh?

Do you know what it's like to walk around a mall with a guy who has a mohawk spiked up almost a foot long?

We got the weirdest looks. The guy told me that he supposively made a little kid cry just by the kid looking at him. Then there were the more 'un-shy' little kids who would just stare at him, with the occasional one laughing. People are so mean to him though, too. Once, he told me he went to St. Mary's High School (a High School where I live) and people were laughing at him and saying "Go back to the circus, you freak!"

x.x People are so mean.

Anyway! With that positive point (note the sarcasm), I'll head off because this is getting long and I'm rambling over nothing.


Quote of the day:

"Ow, you got bugspray in my eyes."
"QUICK! Rub it off on the concrete!!"
"It's not working!"


Word of the day:

Exoitment - (Ex - oyt - ment)

You Newsboys fans will probably know what this word means. It's basically 'Excitement' with an Austrailian accent. I obviously cannot take credit for this word, but hey, it's cool.


Thought of the day:

How would your reaction be if you were awarded The Good Eater Award™?







Fwaping. Oh, I showed the Melfartians my backwards arm.

I'm at school. Again.

Hey ay hey..Fresh rye bread...That came out of the depths of nowhere.

Anyway, as you can see, I'm at school. Again. I never seem to find the time at home to do my blogs, and I haven't got in trouble for doing them here. Yet. Oh well, only time will tell.

A little while ago, I came back from Alberta at KBI. I guess it was fun, I was kind of lonely though. There was no one I was friends with there except for like, people that used to live in PA or people that I just...knew. Which is like, no one. It was kind of a drag, but hey, I survived. (I was listening to music most of the time...)

On the way back from Alberta, we stopped at Creation Celebration. We didn't even really know that we were going there till that morning. (It was never confirmed.) Anyway, that was pretty good although I wasn't there for most of the time and I didn't learn too much more about Creation. I got to see Elly, Essy, Prentis, Misty, and other PAers that I knew. Hey you guys! *Waves* That was good to see everyone again, y'know like, with the gang all there. Hoorae! xD

Yesterday was pretty cool. I went to my old school (PACI) and I got to see people that I haven't seen in forever. It was also John (B), Josh (B), Kim (W), and Tynera's birthday. T'was quite cool actually even thought I didn't get invited to any of the parties. Oh well, it was fun.

The bell is gonna go in 15 minutes.

Thought of the Day:

The more I get to know guys...the more I like dogs...

Quote of the Day:

(This is a special quote from Chris(tal) herself!!:) I can't take care of dead people.

Word of the Day:

Limey Limey Limey... (Lye - me - lye - me - lye - me)
Although this is actually three words, it is the famous words of Shatleigh during a Bible study. T'was weird, we were all playing a board game, and she said that out of nowhere in a singy-song kind of voice. It sounded so...blond! It was great...

I HAVE TEN MINUTES! WEEEE...


Oi oi oi !~!

Hiiiiii

I'm at school right now, I don't know if I'm allowed to be on blogspot.com on these computers, so oops, if I'm not allowed. I'm bored, people are signing abe up for junk that he wouldn't like. (Covergirl, funnyjunk) cause he's a liar. And I'm bored. I'll probably post in here a lot more, from school.

Thought of the Day:

I hate math.
With a passion. xD


Quote of the Day:

Why procrastinate today when you can procrastinate tomorrow?


Word of the Day:

Robatussion eh (Robe - a - tuss - in - ay)

Robatussion eh is the appropriate responce to the greeting 'Buckley's yo'. "Normal" people usually just smile and nod, but I reccomend that you use the correct response.

I'm a COG

You're probably wondering, "What's a COG?"
COG is an acronym:
Child
Of
God

Well...Last night, I had a sleepover with two friends (KJ and Charity) and we went to a concert (Angela, Amy, and Chris.. and I forget their last name, but they're good at singing and guitar), and on Saturday (today), Charity, KJ, and I went to a girls conference.

To put it lightly, it was awesome beyond words. :) I'm tired though. I should like, sleep. Anyway, I met awesome people at the girls conference. The weird part of the whole thing was that my brother was there (go figure) ... he was running the sound o.o

I HAVE A NEW NICKNAME! Jenncog. :) Or call me whatever you want, becaue that's what everyone else does. I'm not even bugged by being called Jenny anymore...

Word of The Day:

Buckley's yo (Buck- lee - z - yoh)

Buckley's yo will can also mean Jabaladoeh, except, when Buckley's yo is used, the polite way to respond is Robatussion ehh. (See Robatussion ehh.) Buckley's yo originated from the classic cough medicine "Buckley's". When James always had his greeting, "Morning," I wanted a greeting as well, but not "Afternoon" because that's just like, being normal. So, we came up with Buckley's yo. (Note: Normal people just nod their head and smile when I greet them.)

Thought of the Day:

Teach me guitar!

Quote of the Day:

Come be a loner with me! Then we'll all be loners together!

Okay, I didn't know what to post in my blog, so I'll post in my blog me asking Max what I should post in my blog.

Me: i shall make another entry.. any suggestions of creative ideas? possibly?
Max: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Max: talk about the never stopping yelling moths
Max: some guy wz a phyco and he wz shooting moths out from under a street light bc they wouldent stop yelling @ him
Me: :O :O :O
Max: mmhmm
Me: funky..
Me: but i don't know anything about moths
Max: lol awwww
Max: meh there small cute an fuzzy
Me: wewt
Me: just like... bunnies!
Me: ...cept bunnies have ears and moths don't
Max: they have annteni wich is close enough
Me: but are they EARS? dun dun dunnnnnn
Max: mmhmm
Max: thas ears 4 bugs
Me: so, moths have antennas, which substitute for ears,bunnies have ears, which subsitute for antennas...
but bunnies noses twitch
Max: yeah but moths bodies twich wich is 2X the size of a bunnies nose
Me: BUT moths bodies twitch when they run into the light which zaps them, and they die anyway
Me: UNLIKE A BUNNY
Me: *wonders what i'm trying to prove*
Max: lol
Max: a bunnie will fry if u put it up to a light bulb (not that i know from experience)
Me: LOL
Me: aawww... poor bunny... i have a bunnie named fluffy
Me: but she ran away a year ago
Me: and she's probably dead
Me: >.>
Me: i never tried to fry her with a lightbulb
Max: lol good 4 u

Me: i should just enter some of this convo for my entry today xP
Max: lol u should
Max: thad b fun
Me: yessums
Max: u makeing it now?
Me: yessums
Max: yay im gonna b a star in ur journal
Me: wewt!
Me: you'll have like... TWO WHOLE FANS!! XDXDXD... (no one really reads my blog xP)
Max: SWEET THAS 2 MORE FANS THAN I USED TO HAVE
Max: lol
Me: WEWT
Me: how many DO you have?
Max: 1/2
Me: lol!!
Max: mmhm
Me: that's awesome! i doubt i have ANY fans
Max: u have 2
Max:lol
Me: are you SURE?
Max: and me makes 2 and 1/56234635632565767834566275256800
Me: wewt
Me: lol
Max: wewt wewt

Word of the Day:

Jabaladoeh - (Jab-a-lad-oh-ay)

This word means "Hey" or "Hello" or "Buckley's yo" (See Buckley's yo), ec cetera. It isn't as popular with me as it used to be, but it is still used once in a while.
Slang terms: "Jab" or "Jabby"

Quote of the Day:

You're not gonna fool anyone but me!


Thought of the Day:

If pop is an acid that can dissolve steel (nails) over a period of time, and can actually harm a human if it's used in huge amounts, then why do they call it "a softdrink"?

Lassie The Wonder Cow (and Littler Billy AND Jimmy)

Once, this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend... owned a cow. This was no ordinary cow; she was Lassie The Wonder Cow!

One day, Lucy and Little Timmy were out playing. Then suddenly Lucy came running to Lassie,
"Little Timmy fell down the well!" she said, breathlessly.
Lassie took instant action.
"Moo!" Lassie flew over to the well and looked in.
"Moo," Lassie called down the well. Lassie jumped into the well to save Little Timmy, but only resulted in crushing and killing him.
"Owwie!" exclaimed Little Timmy, "Bad Lassie!" and with his last breath he breathed in death.

Rescuers tried day and night to get Lassie out, but she was just too heavy. She continually mooed at them to keep trying, but they eventually had to give up.
"I'm so sorry Lassie," Lucy said sympathetically, looking down the well.
"Moo?" asked Lassie.
Lucy started to cry as the butcher headed down the well with his knife.


Chapter Two - Littler Billy

Littler Billy, who was Little Timmy's younger brother who was this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend's cow's friend was sitting in his bedroom mourning over the death of his older brother, Little Timmy.
"A COW SAT ON MY BIG BROTHER!" Littler Billy wailed, when suddenly, a penguin flew into his room through the window.

Now, Litter Billy loved penguins; He even had penguin wallpaper, so he immediately stopped crying.
"Pretty birdie!" he exclaimed. He slowly moved towards it, wanting to pet it.

The penguin suddenly squawked and flew out the window. Littler Billy liked it so much, he flew out the window, too. He was soaring through the air just like the penguin when suddenly he realized he couldn't fly.

So he didn't.

Need I say more?

Yes, I do, so anyways, Littler Billy came down, swimming like a brick through the air. Arms flailing, legs kicking and voice screaming. He screamed for what seemed like an hour. Then he got bored and stopped, so he just fell silently.

And fell.

And fell.

And fell.

And fell some more. :) Until finally, he hit the ground!

"SPLAT!"

No, I was just kidding. He landed on the picket fence!

"POP!"

...I'm kidding... He landed in the well.

"SPLASH!"

Chapter Three - Jimmy

Jimmy, the older brother of Littler Billy, and Little Timmy who was this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend was having very mixed feelings about the death of his two brothers.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, my brother fell down a well and died... and my other brother got sat on by a cow that I just ate 20 minutes ago," wailed Jimmy.

Jimmy suddenly stopped crying and started laughing. "Now I never have to worry about them bugging me. I'm free! FREE!" but Jimmy started realizing something else, "Who am I going to play with now?" Jimmy started wailing again.

After a while, Jimmy stopped crying and went over to the well to get some water for supper. As he lowered the bucket, something crashed into the bucket and he accidently let go of the rope. The bucket went tumbling down the well. Jimmy strugged to grab the rope. When he finally got hold of it, the weight of the bucket swept him off his feet, and he went headfirst into the well.

At the bottom of the well, in the depths of darkness and dispair, he heard voices,
"Hellooooooooooo," the voices said.
"Help me!" Jimmy screamed, terrified.
"You'll never get out alive," the voices said.
"Leave me alone!" Jimmy yelled into the darkness.
"Aw... You're so mean," Littler Billy punched Jimmy on the nose.
"AHH, IT'S A GHOST!!" Jimmy has a heart attack and dies.

THE END


Okay, okay...It was a little overboard...My friend Nikki and I wrote that story...She handed it in to her English teacher for an assignment. 100%

Go figure.

Anyway, don't ask me what happened at the last chaper thingy.. I never wrote that part and I never really understood it myself.

I've decided to write in my blog more often and to have a
1. Word of the day (Made by me) and it's origin.
2. Quote of the day.
3. Thought of the day.

It may be serious, and it may be another Lassie The Wonder Cow story... If you be nice, I'll spare you those...And I think this is all that I'll say today.

Word of the Day:

Jabalado (Jab-a-lad-oh):

This means... I don't know what it means. It's the root words for things such as Jabaladoweee and Jabaladoeh. It came from my friend Toby on MSN... He was typing things like "alskdhglashg" and such, and it just turned out as Jabalado. I can unforunately not take credit for this word.

Quote of the Day:

Take my advice... I don't ever use it.

Thought of the Day:

Who'd name their kid Little Timmy?? And how could he ever fall down the well in the first place... MAYBE LUCY PUSHED HIM DOWN... I can see it now, "Lucy, the Little Timmy Killer"
Teehee...


Whoa, long post...