You're probably wondering, "What's a COG?"
COG is an acronym:
Child
Of
God
Well...Last night, I had a sleepover with two friends (KJ and Charity) and we went to a concert (Angela, Amy, and Chris.. and I forget their last name, but they're good at singing and guitar), and on Saturday (today), Charity, KJ, and I went to a girls conference.
To put it lightly, it was awesome beyond words. :) I'm tired though. I should like, sleep. Anyway, I met awesome people at the girls conference. The weird part of the whole thing was that my brother was there (go figure) ... he was running the sound o.o
I HAVE A NEW NICKNAME! Jenncog. :) Or call me whatever you want, becaue that's what everyone else does. I'm not even bugged by being called Jenny anymore...
Word of The Day:
Buckley's yo (Buck- lee - z - yoh)
Buckley's yo will can also mean Jabaladoeh, except, when Buckley's yo is used, the polite way to respond is Robatussion ehh. (See Robatussion ehh.) Buckley's yo originated from the classic cough medicine "Buckley's". When James always had his greeting, "Morning," I wanted a greeting as well, but not "Afternoon" because that's just like, being normal. So, we came up with Buckley's yo. (Note: Normal people just nod their head and smile when I greet them.)
Thought of the Day:
Teach me guitar!
Quote of the Day:
Come be a loner with me! Then we'll all be loners together!
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Monday, January 17, 2005
Okay, I didn't know what to post in my blog, so I'll post in my blog me asking Max what I should post in my blog.
Me: i shall make another entry.. any suggestions of creative ideas? possibly?
Max: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Max: talk about the never stopping yelling moths
Max: some guy wz a phyco and he wz shooting moths out from under a street light bc they wouldent stop yelling @ him
Me: :O :O :O
Max: mmhmm
Me: funky..
Me: but i don't know anything about moths
Max: lol awwww
Max: meh there small cute an fuzzy
Me: wewt
Me: just like... bunnies!
Me: ...cept bunnies have ears and moths don't
Max: they have annteni wich is close enough
Me: but are they EARS? dun dun dunnnnnn
Max: mmhmm
Max: thas ears 4 bugs
Me: so, moths have antennas, which substitute for ears,bunnies have ears, which subsitute for antennas...
but bunnies noses twitch
Max: yeah but moths bodies twich wich is 2X the size of a bunnies nose
Me: BUT moths bodies twitch when they run into the light which zaps them, and they die anyway
Me: UNLIKE A BUNNY
Me: *wonders what i'm trying to prove*
Max: lol
Max: a bunnie will fry if u put it up to a light bulb (not that i know from experience)
Me: LOL
Me: aawww... poor bunny... i have a bunnie named fluffy
Me: but she ran away a year ago
Me: and she's probably dead
Me: >.>
Me: i never tried to fry her with a lightbulb
Max: lol good 4 u
Me: i should just enter some of this convo for my entry today xP
Max: lol u should
Max: thad b fun
Me: yessums
Max: u makeing it now?
Me: yessums
Max: yay im gonna b a star in ur journal
Me: wewt!
Me: you'll have like... TWO WHOLE FANS!! XDXDXD... (no one really reads my blog xP)
Max: SWEET THAS 2 MORE FANS THAN I USED TO HAVE
Max: lol
Me: WEWT
Me: how many DO you have?
Max: 1/2
Me: lol!!
Max: mmhm
Me: that's awesome! i doubt i have ANY fans
Max: u have 2
Max:lol
Me: are you SURE?
Max: and me makes 2 and 1/56234635632565767834566275256800
Me: wewt
Me: lol
Max: wewt wewt
Word of the Day:
Jabaladoeh - (Jab-a-lad-oh-ay)
This word means "Hey" or "Hello" or "Buckley's yo" (See Buckley's yo), ec cetera. It isn't as popular with me as it used to be, but it is still used once in a while.
Slang terms: "Jab" or "Jabby"
Quote of the Day:
You're not gonna fool anyone but me!
Thought of the Day:
If pop is an acid that can dissolve steel (nails) over a period of time, and can actually harm a human if it's used in huge amounts, then why do they call it "a softdrink"?
Sunday, January 16, 2005
Lassie The Wonder Cow (and Littler Billy AND Jimmy)
Once, this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend... owned a cow. This was no ordinary cow; she was Lassie The Wonder Cow!
One day, Lucy and Little Timmy were out playing. Then suddenly Lucy came running to Lassie,
"Little Timmy fell down the well!" she said, breathlessly.
Lassie took instant action.
"Moo!" Lassie flew over to the well and looked in.
"Moo," Lassie called down the well. Lassie jumped into the well to save Little Timmy, but only resulted in crushing and killing him.
"Owwie!" exclaimed Little Timmy, "Bad Lassie!" and with his last breath he breathed in death.
Rescuers tried day and night to get Lassie out, but she was just too heavy. She continually mooed at them to keep trying, but they eventually had to give up.
"I'm so sorry Lassie," Lucy said sympathetically, looking down the well.
"Moo?" asked Lassie.
Lucy started to cry as the butcher headed down the well with his knife.
Chapter Two - Littler Billy
Littler Billy, who was Little Timmy's younger brother who was this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend's cow's friend was sitting in his bedroom mourning over the death of his older brother, Little Timmy.
"A COW SAT ON MY BIG BROTHER!" Littler Billy wailed, when suddenly, a penguin flew into his room through the window.
Now, Litter Billy loved penguins; He even had penguin wallpaper, so he immediately stopped crying.
"Pretty birdie!" he exclaimed. He slowly moved towards it, wanting to pet it.
The penguin suddenly squawked and flew out the window. Littler Billy liked it so much, he flew out the window, too. He was soaring through the air just like the penguin when suddenly he realized he couldn't fly.
So he didn't.
Need I say more?
Yes, I do, so anyways, Littler Billy came down, swimming like a brick through the air. Arms flailing, legs kicking and voice screaming. He screamed for what seemed like an hour. Then he got bored and stopped, so he just fell silently.
And fell.
And fell.
And fell.
And fell some more. :) Until finally, he hit the ground!
"SPLAT!"
No, I was just kidding. He landed on the picket fence!
"POP!"
...I'm kidding... He landed in the well.
"SPLASH!"
Chapter Three - Jimmy
Jimmy, the older brother of Littler Billy, and Little Timmy who was this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend was having very mixed feelings about the death of his two brothers.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, my brother fell down a well and died... and my other brother got sat on by a cow that I just ate 20 minutes ago," wailed Jimmy.
Jimmy suddenly stopped crying and started laughing. "Now I never have to worry about them bugging me. I'm free! FREE!" but Jimmy started realizing something else, "Who am I going to play with now?" Jimmy started wailing again.
After a while, Jimmy stopped crying and went over to the well to get some water for supper. As he lowered the bucket, something crashed into the bucket and he accidently let go of the rope. The bucket went tumbling down the well. Jimmy strugged to grab the rope. When he finally got hold of it, the weight of the bucket swept him off his feet, and he went headfirst into the well.
At the bottom of the well, in the depths of darkness and dispair, he heard voices,
"Hellooooooooooo," the voices said.
"Help me!" Jimmy screamed, terrified.
"You'll never get out alive," the voices said.
"Leave me alone!" Jimmy yelled into the darkness.
"Aw... You're so mean," Littler Billy punched Jimmy on the nose.
"AHH, IT'S A GHOST!!" Jimmy has a heart attack and dies.
THE END
Okay, okay...It was a little overboard...My friend Nikki and I wrote that story...She handed it in to her English teacher for an assignment. 100%
Go figure.
Anyway, don't ask me what happened at the last chaper thingy.. I never wrote that part and I never really understood it myself.
I've decided to write in my blog more often and to have a
1. Word of the day (Made by me) and it's origin.
2. Quote of the day.
3. Thought of the day.
It may be serious, and it may be another Lassie The Wonder Cow story... If you be nice, I'll spare you those...And I think this is all that I'll say today.
Word of the Day:
Jabalado (Jab-a-lad-oh):
This means... I don't know what it means. It's the root words for things such as Jabaladoweee and Jabaladoeh. It came from my friend Toby on MSN... He was typing things like "alskdhglashg" and such, and it just turned out as Jabalado. I can unforunately not take credit for this word.
Quote of the Day:
Take my advice... I don't ever use it.
Thought of the Day:
Who'd name their kid Little Timmy?? And how could he ever fall down the well in the first place... MAYBE LUCY PUSHED HIM DOWN... I can see it now, "Lucy, the Little Timmy Killer"
Teehee...
Whoa, long post...
One day, Lucy and Little Timmy were out playing. Then suddenly Lucy came running to Lassie,
"Little Timmy fell down the well!" she said, breathlessly.
Lassie took instant action.
"Moo!" Lassie flew over to the well and looked in.
"Moo," Lassie called down the well. Lassie jumped into the well to save Little Timmy, but only resulted in crushing and killing him.
"Owwie!" exclaimed Little Timmy, "Bad Lassie!" and with his last breath he breathed in death.
Rescuers tried day and night to get Lassie out, but she was just too heavy. She continually mooed at them to keep trying, but they eventually had to give up.
"I'm so sorry Lassie," Lucy said sympathetically, looking down the well.
"Moo?" asked Lassie.
Lucy started to cry as the butcher headed down the well with his knife.
Chapter Two - Littler Billy
Littler Billy, who was Little Timmy's younger brother who was this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend's cow's friend was sitting in his bedroom mourning over the death of his older brother, Little Timmy.
"A COW SAT ON MY BIG BROTHER!" Littler Billy wailed, when suddenly, a penguin flew into his room through the window.
Now, Litter Billy loved penguins; He even had penguin wallpaper, so he immediately stopped crying.
"Pretty birdie!" he exclaimed. He slowly moved towards it, wanting to pet it.
The penguin suddenly squawked and flew out the window. Littler Billy liked it so much, he flew out the window, too. He was soaring through the air just like the penguin when suddenly he realized he couldn't fly.
So he didn't.
Need I say more?
Yes, I do, so anyways, Littler Billy came down, swimming like a brick through the air. Arms flailing, legs kicking and voice screaming. He screamed for what seemed like an hour. Then he got bored and stopped, so he just fell silently.
And fell.
And fell.
And fell.
And fell some more. :) Until finally, he hit the ground!
"SPLAT!"
No, I was just kidding. He landed on the picket fence!
"POP!"
...I'm kidding... He landed in the well.
"SPLASH!"
Chapter Three - Jimmy
Jimmy, the older brother of Littler Billy, and Little Timmy who was this guy's friend's great uncle's second cousin twice removed bought a hamster from his friend's neice's fiance's great grandmother's friend was having very mixed feelings about the death of his two brothers.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, my brother fell down a well and died... and my other brother got sat on by a cow that I just ate 20 minutes ago," wailed Jimmy.
Jimmy suddenly stopped crying and started laughing. "Now I never have to worry about them bugging me. I'm free! FREE!" but Jimmy started realizing something else, "Who am I going to play with now?" Jimmy started wailing again.
After a while, Jimmy stopped crying and went over to the well to get some water for supper. As he lowered the bucket, something crashed into the bucket and he accidently let go of the rope. The bucket went tumbling down the well. Jimmy strugged to grab the rope. When he finally got hold of it, the weight of the bucket swept him off his feet, and he went headfirst into the well.
At the bottom of the well, in the depths of darkness and dispair, he heard voices,
"Hellooooooooooo," the voices said.
"Help me!" Jimmy screamed, terrified.
"You'll never get out alive," the voices said.
"Leave me alone!" Jimmy yelled into the darkness.
"Aw... You're so mean," Littler Billy punched Jimmy on the nose.
"AHH, IT'S A GHOST!!" Jimmy has a heart attack and dies.
THE END
Okay, okay...It was a little overboard...My friend Nikki and I wrote that story...She handed it in to her English teacher for an assignment. 100%
Go figure.
Anyway, don't ask me what happened at the last chaper thingy.. I never wrote that part and I never really understood it myself.
I've decided to write in my blog more often and to have a
1. Word of the day (Made by me) and it's origin.
2. Quote of the day.
3. Thought of the day.
It may be serious, and it may be another Lassie The Wonder Cow story... If you be nice, I'll spare you those...And I think this is all that I'll say today.
Word of the Day:
Jabalado (Jab-a-lad-oh):
This means... I don't know what it means. It's the root words for things such as Jabaladoweee and Jabaladoeh. It came from my friend Toby on MSN... He was typing things like "alskdhglashg" and such, and it just turned out as Jabalado. I can unforunately not take credit for this word.
Quote of the Day:
Take my advice... I don't ever use it.
Thought of the Day:
Who'd name their kid Little Timmy?? And how could he ever fall down the well in the first place... MAYBE LUCY PUSHED HIM DOWN... I can see it now, "Lucy, the Little Timmy Killer"
Teehee...
Whoa, long post...
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